05S72!
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
72-ed at 6:34 PM

Well i guess everyones bz mugging for the block tests, so i guess i should make my 1st post on the class blog abit quirky. Smth to maybe brighten up the day, have a nice laugh and lighten up the mood ahead of ur next muggin session. Ya, noticed the class blog getting a bit rusty from lack of usage. So lets have some input for once.

Btw, this came from the New Paper. It has an interesting section after the news stuff and before the entertainment section. Its really a good read. I liked it alot and hope to share it wif u guys.

Life Explained

When God created the dog, he said:
"Sit all day by he door of your house and bark. I will give you a lifespan of 20 years."
The dog said:
"Thats too long to be barking, I give u back 10 years."

When God Created the monkey, he said:
"Entertain people, make them laugh. I give you a 20-year lifespan"
Monkey said:
"How boring, monkey tricks for 20 years. I give you back 10 years too."

When God Created the Cow, he said:
"Work the field wif the farmer, have calves and give milk. I will give you a 60-year lifespan"
Cow (expectedly) said:
"Thats a tough life, let me have 20 and i will give you back the other 40"

When God Created Man, he said:
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I will give u 20 years."
Man said:
"What? Only 20 years! I will take my 20, and the 40 the cow gave back and the 10 the monkey gave back and the 10 the dog gave back. That makes 80."

So, that is why the 1st 20 years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves.
For the next 40 years, we slave in the sun to support our family;
The next 10 years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren,
And for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Hope you guys njoyed it as much as i did. Happy mugging =)