Saturday, September 23, 2006
ECONS CONCEPTS
ok la lame. just read, quite funny, haha.
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
2. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing
3. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" That's Brand Recognition
5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. That's demand and supply gap
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.
That's contestable market structure
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" Your wife arrives. That's barriers to entry
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!". Another guy with flowers and a mercedes said: I am richer. Marry me!"
That's absolute advantage
10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" Her equally gorgeous friend tags along for the rest of the night.
That's economies of scale
11. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" Two years later, you have kids.
That's the multiplier effect
Actually this blogskin is nice, but this place is godforsaken.
Monday, September 04, 2006
To phy pple:
those who didn't go for the rev lect on e fields n grav fields, i left the notes in the class pigeonhole so u can take it whenever u're in sch.
To math s pple:
They're selling the solutions to math s qns at the photocopy shop now!
To everyone:
jia you! mug hard! =)
love,
meiyi
